ten conyomandments (this ain't conyo to me)

Ten Conyo–mandments!


1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.” - (mikey: ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.)
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

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from http://greenpinoy.com/ten-conyo%E2%80%93mandments/

pangeeeeeeeet

watched lfs of a movie last night


My gawd panget tlaga!!

There were some moments, but it wasn't at all very entertaining!!

I thought Marian's acting was over the top, even on the top of the movie, the nature goddess in midrib and boots and speaking gay lingo, the lingo that's fine but we don't know the language they speak.

The scare tactics on Kimerald's chapter was effective to my little cousin, he's all over hes seat while I am sooooo sleepy. and their ending, dunno I've seena couple of times.

The Wendell movie, what was that all about? Wendell,s declamation ol rayt!!!! the forest creature, half naked in his Bench undies, that's new.

Special effects, sooo hiraya manawari!!!

It was really a movie made for the festival.

Did not enjoyed it, should have seen, Halerrr and p*&^% ina nyong lahat...

LOL

conversations

Videoke

we were having videoke
tito: ui, wag kaung maingay kc may burol sa tapat.
glenda: ok lang yan para nman sa kanila to eh
(the song was regine's babalik kang muli)RIP

so this is christmas?

I am sooo sleepy...

Dunno if I can wake up later in time for Noche Buena, I feel soooo tired if I lay my back on my bed I would wake up in 2009.

I decided not to hear mass tonight, it would just be deviated, for I know my thoughts would just fly by.

But this year has been wild, and blessed as well. I have gained a lot of friends, I have become the headt of my campaign, I have experienced a lot, good or bad felt it and learned from it.

I am always be thnkful that I am here, life is shit but I am soooo fine and enjoying it. Coz there's so much to live for.

I love this sms that I received

Being happy does not mean everything is perfect, it just means you decided to see life beyond imperfections..
I am happy not because everything's alright, I am happy because everything sucks big time but I'm still doing just fine....

I think I can wait...

(Me in Caleruega)

the cold one

omg woke up late today, it was soooo damn cold im chilling ....

im sooo damn late I asked my father to drive me to the office

got my green sweaters and jeans and off to the office

so cold...

the news said it was the coldest, for a while..

19 deg celsius from my watch/thermometer clock hehehe, it serves it;s purpose!!!

I;m so clod, toinks!!

Your skin is pale white, and ice cold.

wait....

I am...

but how long...

Arte, toinks!!!

Emo Saturday!!

Enjoy!!!

da week

after a week of pain, read: i have a kidney stone again but it was gone, I already flushed it out, but it was really painful, my ear hurts again dunno why, and my foot every so often, like oh my God.

Me and my friends with their mom went to Divi, ehem well I like to go there for good but cheap finds, although knock offs but the best knock off I think. It turned out hmmm expensive as I spent a whole lot of my moolah, but it's the Xmas season you can;t go wrong in giving toinks. when did I start being nice. anyways, I got myself a watch 6k watch and it's very different, very extra ordinary might post a pic here soon but I like it. Hope that I only have that in Lipa. ahahahaha, it;s digital and avante guard, dunno what that means pero I hope my new watch is.

Got lots of belts for gifts or my sisters gifts for her firneds coz I know she will bug me to buy stuff and give her money so I initiated it. checkered shorts for my uncles in Sto Tomas they have been asking for those since October, and for my Team leads. I found this cute square clock, from the look of it, might be ordinary but when you start to flip it, the digital number also flips with it, with colors, I think it's cool i bought 14. LOL

some vintage pepsi shirt, I like it. It is tattered along the neck perfect for my twilightish, grunge dark look this season. LOL. I don't follow trends, I create mine. the Phil twilight brouhaha was late cause Ive been raaving bout it since I don't know basta matagal na.

Hope I could at least spread love through my little effort of give giving, at least lots of blessings came this year. It's my turn to give back.

I'm so glad I did that.

Hope I could have lots of gift also in return. toinks.

It,s me so different as can be.

Advance Merry Xmas to y'all or to just 2 or 3 that read my blog.

Thanks a lot.

sa wakas

Got my shiny new hp notebook

got my systems on

I am so back on line

let's go!!!!!