(from jessica rules the universe)
From the Department of Linguistics, Bahay Kubo in gayspeak.
Valer kuberch, kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek.
Nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola, jupot jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa, jobanox nyustasa.
Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax
And around the keme ay fulnes ng linga
Saturday, September 29, 2007
next....
my boss told me that her boss already selected the best or the one's for the position, may not really the best but got selected. But in case I'm the one then it's the best. LOL. Me and my own world.
The weather's not coopratin' you know, exactly last year, super typhoon Milenyo hit the country and did some serious damage to billboards, kaya this year upon hearing of a super typhoon, I already asked my men to disassemble mine. For the mean time, LOL, and post it again.
Last thursday, I went to work early for call out, and then I finished early as well. And my topaking mind just asked me to go home that late in the evening. So I hurriedly went off. To my surprise, there were 4 of other topakins on a 9 seater jeepney. Two drunk hunks, that have been talking about their gels from the club, and comparing. The other gurl, and the guy. 30 minutes and still no sign of other commuters. And we just rented a tryc, yes, for a 15++ km of road. That's for me, For them, it's around 10 or less. It was spooky, well to me coz my imaignations running wild. but mind you, first time in my like that I've seen the earth so foggy, like 85% visibility. It's really scary and it was after a heavy down pour so its a bit chilly. But I arrived home safe and sound and blacky, our black dog (duh) stared and did not abarked nor made any sound when I was opening our super ganit (wahts that in english) na gate. And my folks, they were really asleep that they did not hear that maganit na gate (Batangueño term pala un).
And opened my pc, and chat till the morning.
And slept till the afternoon.
The weather's not coopratin' you know, exactly last year, super typhoon Milenyo hit the country and did some serious damage to billboards, kaya this year upon hearing of a super typhoon, I already asked my men to disassemble mine. For the mean time, LOL, and post it again.
Last thursday, I went to work early for call out, and then I finished early as well. And my topaking mind just asked me to go home that late in the evening. So I hurriedly went off. To my surprise, there were 4 of other topakins on a 9 seater jeepney. Two drunk hunks, that have been talking about their gels from the club, and comparing. The other gurl, and the guy. 30 minutes and still no sign of other commuters. And we just rented a tryc, yes, for a 15++ km of road. That's for me, For them, it's around 10 or less. It was spooky, well to me coz my imaignations running wild. but mind you, first time in my like that I've seen the earth so foggy, like 85% visibility. It's really scary and it was after a heavy down pour so its a bit chilly. But I arrived home safe and sound and blacky, our black dog (duh) stared and did not abarked nor made any sound when I was opening our super ganit (wahts that in english) na gate. And my folks, they were really asleep that they did not hear that maganit na gate (Batangueño term pala un).
And opened my pc, and chat till the morning.
And slept till the afternoon.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
the interview
last thursday, i went into an interview and it was nerve wracking! i have been on a lot of interviews before and still i feel the same way everytime! cold and sweaty hands, ideas roaming through my head but i can't pour in that is just so typically me. Ooops I did it again, LOL!
dunno how britney got into the topic, LOL!
question? how would you feel, if the one's we promoted would come from a different account?
me: that would be no problem. i know there's a special reason y u wud choose them over us. I would defintely have doubts, in like 5 mins, but that's it. I'm gud with it!
other me:oh really then, then u wud not expect anything from me, like that would be my boss. forget it, i will go on a leave for a week asnd then come back and ask him who the hell he is and where he came from and he should never ask me do things, coz i'mma wont follow it. the hell he is, stealing my position, no way baby!
question? if we were to ask you, who would you choose?
me:i would choose _____, coz i know how she works she's my friend and will be fit for that role.
other me: I would choose me, me myself and I. Nothing can compare.I am born for that. nothing else.
my firned ask me to watch a local adaptation of my favorite program before when i was a kid, he said gud reviews and lots of praises.
I watched it, it sucks!
It sucked big time!
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
sleep all day
jason mraz hit it (parap pa pa) background music
i love restdays, i always look forward to it everyweek, ha, where i cud rest my head my lazy body do nothing and sleep all day all nyt long. After a long week of reports, meetings everything, heat and the pressure it's me and my bed, after all!
and then my dream a while ago, dunno where this dream came out of, like i am part of the bida, we're like protecting something, nuclear bomb or some sort. setting is in a futuristic world with lots of metal and glasses and our enemies would just fire at us, without warning. I got some powers though, i thnk its like magnetism or telekinetic but not too powerful as magneto or jean grey. and then we are trying to save someone, and then i did my stuff, levitate and shield us all. we are like a group and someone in my group flies and I could really feel the weightlessness so surreal. and then on one see i see hog watrs student with thtoer robes and wands on, and they are in aflying ship much like the durmstrang people. hehehe, my wild imagination. oh, i forgot, the other day also, when i overslept and got late for work, i dreamed that i have the power of magnetism also, but week, but at least in my dream i cud move paper clips and closed doors. Cool ryt?
i love restdays, i always look forward to it everyweek, ha, where i cud rest my head my lazy body do nothing and sleep all day all nyt long. After a long week of reports, meetings everything, heat and the pressure it's me and my bed, after all!
and then my dream a while ago, dunno where this dream came out of, like i am part of the bida, we're like protecting something, nuclear bomb or some sort. setting is in a futuristic world with lots of metal and glasses and our enemies would just fire at us, without warning. I got some powers though, i thnk its like magnetism or telekinetic but not too powerful as magneto or jean grey. and then we are trying to save someone, and then i did my stuff, levitate and shield us all. we are like a group and someone in my group flies and I could really feel the weightlessness so surreal. and then on one see i see hog watrs student with thtoer robes and wands on, and they are in aflying ship much like the durmstrang people. hehehe, my wild imagination. oh, i forgot, the other day also, when i overslept and got late for work, i dreamed that i have the power of magnetism also, but week, but at least in my dream i cud move paper clips and closed doors. Cool ryt?
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
room makeover
i just watched a program called designer's final over at lifestyle network and suddenly my father opened my door and voila, he said my room needs a cabinet to place my tv set which currently sits on top of a big plastic orocan clothes box. And that get me really exicted because that would mean I would have to fix my room now, my style my money my taste. Customized, ala jeffwar! Wohoo, i am now imagining what would it look like. As if, my room's not that huge, well yah, it's small but I have great ideas, hehehe, kso hassel, pera ko eh. anyways, sueldo na in 2 days time, hope mapagkasya ko un, with my cc bills and all. And now I'm surfing for a chic (wahahaha) cabinet that could have all my stuff. Right now, I'm digging and removing all unncessary stuff, skeletons, skulls of my enemies, joke lang! Old payslip, i'm still wondering why I kept those. Cinema tickets with sentimental value (yuck). USB adapters, lots of it, my first mp3 player courtesy of my mom and I already packed three big plastic bags of derelicts and more to come. I just finished piling up the books and magazines which surprised me becaUSE I never thought I have that. This is my room before. Will update on it's new look!
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
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funny!
when i turned on my tv earlier (from my century old slumber, sarap) I saw our dear leaders arguing about a program being nandaya or what have you when there are more important or significant topics or issues to be discussed. you know issues that would really matter or make or break the country like........................................................................................................................................................................................................ guess, a matter of national significance..........................................................................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................................................................??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????well, (clears the throat) basta meron . Not just wasting our hard earned taxes for a brouhaha that might even be started by a jealous competitor who wanted attention because he/she probably will relase a new show or wants to laugh at his vintage jokes that only he could get. One leader commented, we just want a fair blah blah, i just laughed and finished Zafra's Twisted Travel, which was a good read but i got bored on some Venice part. No offense (as if this would be read by Zafra or her friends) but I have all her Twisted books before. Don't know where is it right now since my good friends who borrowed it, did not have the will to return it back unless they have signed a borrower's card which obviously they did not , so I rest my case. I hope it went to a careful hand or in a library or somewhere else. Oooh, back to the investigation of a game show thing, you know the representative that pushes it to be investigated, I remeber him being the holder of the diary that states the real parents of Mara or what happended during those times that they were being born or the lengthy soap being launched. I just couldn't figure out, why would a "maton" keep a diary, i thought he was just busy doing pot or smoking or in a gang war or something. Hehehe, funny that it went to the Senate but was snobbed because they were busy opening a brand new old case of a recorded conversation. Maybe they could get hold of Lohan's next movie or Spielberg's or maybe even Gate's new software or new Nokia model. My friend said, you can never can tell!!
I'm a texterholic (people that loves to text?), and I was really into Inday jokes that's was so uso right now. when I received one, I will immeidately send it to my globe distro, I think they were 30 with 3 pages a text so my unlitxt80 for 5 days would be so sulit. Wahahahaha! So much for raising it by P30.
Another funny thing, I have just received a message from a friend in Dubai. she said she is not missing the Philippines because everywhere you look there you would see or bump in to a Pinoy. I'm sorry that wasn't funny.
Ooooh, here's another funny program I saw, VH1's camera whatever, you can never tell what goes on or what they do behind the wheel. It was so funny, another program, comedy Inc I think it was an Aussie program. Right now I'm still figuring out the air time but I ceratinly had a good laugh when I saw two of their episode.
Another funny thing, you know I just received the NOD regarding my c--e? Yah, it just came and I accepted it. Actually I never read it there, I just took my pen signed it and went away. I already know the sanction it wasn't good. I don't know am I being punished, what have I done to deserve such. I stayed late for reports, I even report on my rest day. I felt like in equal standing among those who were issued the same sanction but much worse offense. I'm so lonely right now. Oooops, that wasn't funny. Now I'm sad..............
I'm thinking of quitting, but I don't know where to go.
when i turned on my tv earlier (from my century old slumber, sarap) I saw our dear leaders arguing about a program being nandaya or what have you when there are more important or significant topics or issues to be discussed. you know issues that would really matter or make or break the country like........................................................................................................................................................................................................ guess, a matter of national significance..........................................................................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................................................................??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????well, (clears the throat) basta meron . Not just wasting our hard earned taxes for a brouhaha that might even be started by a jealous competitor who wanted attention because he/she probably will relase a new show or wants to laugh at his vintage jokes that only he could get. One leader commented, we just want a fair blah blah, i just laughed and finished Zafra's Twisted Travel, which was a good read but i got bored on some Venice part. No offense (as if this would be read by Zafra or her friends) but I have all her Twisted books before. Don't know where is it right now since my good friends who borrowed it, did not have the will to return it back unless they have signed a borrower's card which obviously they did not , so I rest my case. I hope it went to a careful hand or in a library or somewhere else. Oooh, back to the investigation of a game show thing, you know the representative that pushes it to be investigated, I remeber him being the holder of the diary that states the real parents of Mara or what happended during those times that they were being born or the lengthy soap being launched. I just couldn't figure out, why would a "maton" keep a diary, i thought he was just busy doing pot or smoking or in a gang war or something. Hehehe, funny that it went to the Senate but was snobbed because they were busy opening a brand new old case of a recorded conversation. Maybe they could get hold of Lohan's next movie or Spielberg's or maybe even Gate's new software or new Nokia model. My friend said, you can never can tell!!
I'm a texterholic (people that loves to text?), and I was really into Inday jokes that's was so uso right now. when I received one, I will immeidately send it to my globe distro, I think they were 30 with 3 pages a text so my unlitxt80 for 5 days would be so sulit. Wahahahaha! So much for raising it by P30.
Another funny thing, I have just received a message from a friend in Dubai. she said she is not missing the Philippines because everywhere you look there you would see or bump in to a Pinoy. I'm sorry that wasn't funny.
Ooooh, here's another funny program I saw, VH1's camera whatever, you can never tell what goes on or what they do behind the wheel. It was so funny, another program, comedy Inc I think it was an Aussie program. Right now I'm still figuring out the air time but I ceratinly had a good laugh when I saw two of their episode.
Another funny thing, you know I just received the NOD regarding my c--e? Yah, it just came and I accepted it. Actually I never read it there, I just took my pen signed it and went away. I already know the sanction it wasn't good. I don't know am I being punished, what have I done to deserve such. I stayed late for reports, I even report on my rest day. I felt like in equal standing among those who were issued the same sanction but much worse offense. I'm so lonely right now. Oooops, that wasn't funny. Now I'm sad..............
I'm thinking of quitting, but I don't know where to go.
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